Shameless Self-Promotion

Me and 'Er Indoors

This is me and the missus. I'm on the left (of course). Note the unfashionable beard and greying hair. (Hey, I'm a 47-year-old computer programmer, what the hell did you expect?) Between us, we seem to have produced three kids.

I work as a Software Engineer for a defence-oriented company based in Malvern, about 800 yards from where I live.

I took this photo of the other 'arf (Jane) during our holiday in France in July 2004. We met while we were working together in Dorset, and we were married within the year. That was in 1987.

To my utter and total embarrassment, Jane is a lady Morris Dancer. She's the "bag" of the team. This doesn't mean that she's the oldest, ugliest and smelliest of them all, it just means she looks after the team's dancing engagements. At least, that's what she tells me it means.


The Kids

These are the three kids. From left to right, they are: Rachel (born May 1988); Stephen (born March 1990); and Robert (born January 1993).

Rachel is the quiet one of the family. At the time of writing, she's just finished her GCSE exams, and is about to go up to 6th form. Stephen is the out and out Chelsea fan amongst the kids, so he's okay. Robert is the traitor of the family, as he has declared undying love for Tottenham. Don't worry, I'll win him over one day.